If you don't call me.... this is probably why....

I am lauging just thinking about posting this.

The following is a detailed script of a conversation I had with a friend of mine....

My friend called to find out how long I could watch the kid tonight so they could go to a bar.
Then we talked about bars in west VA.
Then we talked about strippers.
Then we talked about stripper midgets (we ALWAYS talk about midgets).
Then we talked about goats.
Then we talked about the circus.
Then we talked about getting a stripper midget for a circus.
Then we talked about getting a midget pony for the stripper circus midget.
Then we talked about building a buggy for the midget pony and the stripper circus midget so we could dress her up like an amish stripper circus midget.
Then we talked about all the ways the circus midget could be useful around the house – such as using her as a pillow, squeeze her into small corners to help clean around the house, keep the fire going, curl up around your feet in bed to keep them warm…..
Then we talked about medication (lol probably the most natural thing to talk about after the circus stripper midget conversation as apparently we both need it…)
Then we talked about therapists.
Then I had to go into work.

So.... I ask, who wants to call and chat with me anytime soon?